Reddit Zombie

“ For breakfast you shall eat three slices of bacon, drink three cans of PBR, and drink one glass of vanilla or unflavored soy milk upon which you shall sprinkle pepper on the top

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bluetiger

(Only fair now that I’ve dropped the gallon challenge..)

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Do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nwBbMXYDsXw on video. Wearing a Kevin Bacon mask. In public view.

I dare ya.

— db2

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Get 10 fairly large balloons, fill them with helium and attach a string about a meter and a half long to the end. Tie glow sticks to the sting, one at the top, one in the middle and the other at the end. Release the balloons at a 15 second interval over your town. Call the local talkback radio station with a few friends doing so at the same time saying you are currently seeing lights hovering above and set off a town-wide UFO scare.

Make the local news for us, please.

EDIT: Attach an email address to the balloons asking for people to email that address with the location they found it.

— andrewinmelbourne

“ Go through a drive through on a tricycle wearing a funny hat - possibly pirate themed.

— RDEB

“ Buy groceries for an old person at the grocery store (and it doesn’t have to be a cart full).

— theregoesjulie

So it begins…

Yeah, it’s not lord of the rings ok, it’s just a stupid idea on a boring saturday.

Reddit, you are going to tell me to do stuff, I will in some cases, comply, there are a few critera that I will not accept…

1. I won’t knowingly break the law. (in a serious way)

2. I won’t reveal my true identity through these activities.

3. I won’t go down on a dude.

I’m sure I’ll think up other reasons to not do the things you ask me to do, mostly because I don’t think they’re funny, or I risk SERIOUS injury.

Here’s what I will do…

1. Document and photograph “incidents” and post back to Reddit with my report.

2. Try not to be a big pussy.

3. Try and enjoy it.

So, go back to Reddit, and tell me what to do.

“ The beginning, is a very difficult time.

— That chick at the start of Dune.